Dear Bath and Body Works,

This new lipgloss is crap.  I know it was on sale for like a dollar, and I said at that at that price I just couldn't pass it up, and I collect lipgloss like... well, like a person who has a LOT of lipgloss.  Possibly cause I use it like pretty lip balm, and I have constantly chapped lips, so I use a lot of lip balmy type things.  But neither lip balm nor gloss should be so goopy that I have to have a mirror to put it on.  I use this and am afraid of all the stuff it could rub off on, like my husband.  I won't use it around my husband, and I spent an INORDINATE amount of time with my husband.  And still like him.  So not using your lip balm around him kinda means I might find time to use it once a month.  Maybe.  I urge you to rethink your formula for Mentha Lip Tint, less goopy please!

Thanks,
An obsessive lip balm user